Too good to pass up
I normally don't go in too much for these, but it occurs to me that if a large part of your campaign strategy is to mock the things others say, you should be careful about what you say yourself.
With that in mind, I give you:
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004