That's my kid
(Overheard dialogue. SIL is my sister in law. D is my daughter.)
D: I think I have one of those canker sores on my hand.
SIL: On your hand? (incredulously).
D: Either that or I have frostbite.
SIL: You don't have frostbite. (somewhat disparagingly).
Whereupon my daughter, whose name is Frost, bit her own finger.
Matt White: inflicting his bizarre sense of humor on another generation through his progeny.