Winter's Revenge

Roughhousing just now, my daughter somehow managed to kick me in the eye. It's all fun until someone loses an eye, kids.

Winter has an ability unique among my children: she finds ways to accidentally hurt me, not something easy to do for an 18 pound daughter of a 150+ pound man. On another occasion, she was jumping straight up, landing on her butt, and laughing. I was laughing too, until all 18 pounds landed on my junk.

I'm thinking of training her as a ninja assassin.