Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Horoscope for a Law Student

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You'll be held in contempt of court by several judges you haven't even met, which you have to admit is pretty good anticipation on their part.

By Lloyd Schumner Sr. Retired Machinist and A.A.P.B.-Certified Astrologer.

3 Comments:

Blogger Me said...

That's AWESOME! What is cancer??

7:06 PM  
Blogger Matthew said...

Sadly, not law related.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You'll balloon up to triple your weight after several months spent following a diet-book typo that told you to eat 16,000 calories a day.

12:07 AM  
Blogger Me said...

Hey...that's not fun...

7:09 PM  

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