Professor White Devious currently resides in the proverbial domicile*
I found out today that my article on Pharmacist Conscience Clauses will be published in issue 6 of next year's Wisconsin Law Review. Huzzah!
Otherwise, I have about 37 hours to learn a four-credit course in which I foolishly chose to take a grade instead of opting for pass/fail. Truly, I am deserving of your most derisive mockery.
*inside joke, don't ask.
UPDATE: His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI stopped by to congratulate me in the comments. Thanks again, your holiness. The piece actually came out for trying to strike a balance between conscience rights and women's rights.